Now then Mardy Bum
I see your frown
And it`s like looking down the barrel of a gun
And it goes off
And out come all these words
Oh there`s a very pleasant side to you
A side I much prefer
It`s one that laughs and jokes around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it`s right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you`re all argumentative
And you`ve got the face on

Well now then Mardy Bum
Oh I`m in trouble again, aren`t I
I thought as much
Cause you turned over there
Pulling that silent disappointment face
The one that I can`t bare

Can`t we laugh and joke around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it`s right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you`re all argumentative
And you`ve got the face on

Yeah I`m sorry I was late
Well I missed the train
And then the traffic was a state
And I can`t be arsed to carry on in this debate
That reoccurs ,oh when you say I don`t care
Well of course I do, yeah I clearly do!

So laugh and joke around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Still it`s right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you`re all argumentative
And you`ve got the face on