[Verse 1]
Brian, top marks for not trying
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
We`re grateful and so strangely comforted
And I wonder, are you putting us under?
`Cause we can`t take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination
Well, see you later, innovator

[Verse 2]
Some want to kiss, some want to kick you
There`s not a net you couldn`t slip through
Or at least that`s the impression I get, `cause you`re smooth and you`re wet
And she`s not aware yet, but she`s yours
She`ll be saying, "Use me, show me the jacuzzi"
I imagine that it`s there on a plate, your whole rendezvous rate
Means that you`ll never be frightened to make `em wait for a while

[Bridge]
I doubt it`s your style not to get what you set out to acquire
The eyes are on fire, you are the unforecasted storm

[Verse 3]
(Brian) Calm, collected and commanding
(Top marks for not trying) You leave the other story standing
With your renditions and jokes, bet there`s hundreds of blokes
That have wept `cause you`ve stolen their thunder
Are you putting us under?
`Cause we can`t take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination
Well, see you later, innovator