Well, that`s quite a number to sing
Spotlit, getting lowered in
Can you co-direct and play the twins
And adapt the main theme for mandolins?
I`ve conjured up wonderful things
The ballad of what could`ve been
Over and out
It`s been a thrill

I had big ideas, the band were so excited
The kind you`d rather not share over the phone
But now, the orchestra`s got us all surrounded
And I cannot for the life of me remember how they go

Coordinated release
Nationwide festivities
We had them out of their seats
Wavin` their arms and stompin` their feet
Some just hysterical scenes
The ballad of what could`ve been
Over and out
Really, it`s been a thrill

I had big ideas, the band were so excited
The kind you`d rather not share over the phone
But now, the orchestra`s got us all surrounded
And I cannot for the life of me remember how they go

I just can`t for the life of me remember how they go