Love when happy hour comes at 10 a.m. o`clock on a Tuesday
Guess a broken heart doesn`t care that I just woke up
Got a soft spot for a bev and a boy that`s fruity
Can`t lie, whole week`s been tough

No party invitations, not goin` to the club

I`m just drinking to call someone
Ain`t nobody`s safe when I`m a little bit drunk
Could be John or Larry, gosh, who`s to say?
Or the one that rhymes with "villain" if I`m feelin` that way
Oh, I`m just drinking to call someone
A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who`s been dumped
Sippin` on my go-go juice, I can`t be blamed
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain

Ring, ring, ring, yeah, it`s super important
(How many shots in an ounce?)
I might have double vision, but that is irrelevant right now
(Answer me, baby, um, are you in town?)
I miss you and I think about you every minute
If you`re still disinterested in me, well, fuck

Just tryin` different numbers, didn`t think that you`d pick up

I`m just drinking to call someone
Ain`t nobody`s safe when I`m a little bit drunk
Could be John or Larry, gosh, who`s to say?
Or the one that rhymes with "villain" if I`m feelin` that way
Oh, I`m just drinking to call someone
A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who`s been dumped
Sippin` on my go-go juice, I can`t be blamed
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain

Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Ba-da-da, da-da-da
How`s yous been? What`s up?
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Bye, it`s me, how`s mm-call, do you me still love?
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Ba-da-da, da-da-da
Should we hooks up?
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Bye, it`s me, how`s mm-call, do you me still love?

I`m just drinking to call someone
Ain`t nobody`s safe when I`m a little bit drunk
Could be John or Larry, gosh, who`s to say?
Or the one that rhymes with "villain" if I`m feelin` that way
Oh, I`m just drinking to call someone
A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who`s been dumped (Girl who`s been dumped)
Sippin` on my go-go juice, I can`t be blamed (Oh-oh)
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain