I know I have good judgment, I know I have good taste
It`s funny and it`s ironic that only I feel that way
I promise `em that you`re different and everyone makes mistakes
But just don`t
I heard that you`re an actor, so act like a stand-up guy
Whatever devil`s inside you, don`t let him out tonight
I tell them it`s just your culture and everyone rolls their eyes
Yeah, I know
All I`m asking, baby

Please, please, please
Don`t prove `em right
And please, please, please
Don`t bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice
Heartbreak is one thing, my ego`s another
I beg you, don`t embarrass me, motherfucker
Ah, oh
Please, please, please (Ah, ah, ah)

Well, I have a fun idea, babe (Uh-huh), maybe just stay inside
I know you`re craving some fresh air, but the ceiling fan is so nice (It`s so nice, right?)
And we could live so happily if no one knows that you`re with me
I`m just kidding, but really (Kinda), really, really

Please, please, please (Please don`t prove `em right)
Don`t prove `em right
And please, please, please
Don`t bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice
Heartbreak is one thing (Heartbreak is one thing), my ego`s another (Ego`s another)
I beg you, don`t embarrass me, motherfucker
Ah, oh
Please, please, please (Ah, ah, ah)

If you wanna go and be stupid
Don`t do it in front of me
If you don`t wanna cry to my music
Don`t make me hate you prolifically
Please, please, please (Please)
Please, please, please (Please)
Please (Please), please (Please), please
(Ah)