I`m through with standin` in lines to clubs I`ll never get in
It`s like the bottom of the ninth and I`m never gonna win
This life hasn`t turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub
Big enough for ten plus me
(Yeah, so what you need?)

I need a a credit card that`s got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
(Been there, done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher
And James Dean is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I`m gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I`d even cut my hair
And change my name

`Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, drivin` fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We`ll all stay skinny `cause we just won`t eat

And we`ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger`s gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair

And well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
(I`ll have the quesadilla, ha, ha)

I`m gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves
To blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I`m gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I`d even cut my hair
And change my name

`Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, drivin` fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We`ll all stay skinny `cause we just won`t eat

And we`ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger`s gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair

And we`ll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of today`s who`s who
They`ll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody`s got a drug dealer on speed dial

Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

I`m gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writin` all my songs
Lipsync `em every night so I don`t get `em wrong

Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, drivin` fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We`ll all stay skinny `cause we just won`t eat

And we`ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger`s gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair

And we`ll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of today`s who`s who
They`ll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody`s got a drug dealer on speed dial

Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar