[Verse 1]
Good morning, miss
Can I help you, son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I`m a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you`ll serve
I`ll be on my way

[Verse 2]
Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

[Chorus]
Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I`ve come of age
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the lion`s den
Temptation`s on his way
Welcome to the House of

[Verse 3]
N-n-n-n-n-n-no no, miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I`m up to date
And the date`s today
So if you`ll serve
I`ll be on my way

[Chorus]
Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I`ve come of age
Welcome to the lion`s den
Temptation`s on his way
Welcome to the House of Fun

[Bridge]
I`m sorry, son
But we don`t stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It`s quicker if you run
This is a chemist`s
Not a joke shop!

[Verse 4]
Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehende, savez, understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the coloured tips
Too late!
Gorgon`s heard gossip
Well hello, Joe, hello, Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

[Chorus]
Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I`ve come of age
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the lion`s den
Temptation`s on his way
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I`ve come of age
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the lion`s den
Temptation`s on his way
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I`ve come of age
Welcome to the House of