[Verse 1]
I live on an apartment
On the ninety-ninth floor of my block
And I sit at home looking out the window
Imagining the world has stopped
Then in flies a guy
Who`s all dressed up just like the Union Jack
Says, I`ve won five pounds
If I have his kind of detergent pack

[Chorus]
I said, "Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud
Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud
Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud
Don`t hang around `cause two`s a crowd
On my cloud, baby"

[Verse 2]
The telephone is ringing
I say, "Hi, it`s me, who is it there on the line?"
A voice says, "Hi, hello, how are you?"
“Well, I guess I`m doing fine“
“It`s three AM, there`s too much noise
Don`t you people ever want to go to bed?
Just because you feel so good
Do you have to drive me out of my head?”

[Chorus]
I said, "Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud
Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud
Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud
Don`t hang around `cause two`s a crowd
On my cloud, baby"
Yeah

[Verse 3]
I was sick and tired, fed up with this
So I decided to take a drive downtown
It was so very quiet and peaceful
There was nobody, not a soul around
I laid myself out
I was so tired and I started to dream
In the morning the parking tickets were just like flags
Stuck on my windscreen

[Chorus]
I said, "Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud
Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud
Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud
Don`t hang around `cause two`s a crowd
On my cloud,"

[Outro]
Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud
Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud
Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud
Don`t hang around, baby, two`s a crowd
On my cloud