The Origin Of Love

When the earth was still flat
and clouds made of fire
and mountains stretched up from the sky, sometimes higher
folks roamed the earth like big rolling kegs
they had two sets of arms
they had two sets of hands
they had two faces peearing out of one giant head
so they could watch all around them as they talked while they read
and then never knew nothing of love
it was before, oh
the origin of love
the origin of love
Now there were three sexes then
one that looked like two men glued up back to back
they called them children of the sun
and similar in shape and girth
was the children of the earth
they looked like two girls rolled up in one
but the children of the moon was like a fork shoved on a spoon
they was part-sun part-earth part-daughter part-son
oh
the origin of love
Now the gods grew quite scared
of our strength and defiance and thor said
\"i`m gonna kill them all with my hammer