Oompa Loompa doompety-doo
I`ve got a tragic tale for you
Oompa Loompa doompety-dee
If you are wise, you`ll listen to me

Dear Loompaland is both luscious and green
But not conducive to growing the bean
My job was guarding what little we`d got
You came along and pinched the lot
Hey, why didn`t you say something?
Well, perhaps I drifted off

Oompa Loompa doompety-day
When I awoke, they sent me away
I`m disgraced, cast out in the cold
Till I`ve paid my friends back a thousand fold
A thousand fold? You gotta be kidding me
I repeat, a thousand fold