Dearest, darlingest Momsie and Popsical
My dear father
There`s been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz
But of course, I`ll care for Nessa
But of course, I`ll rise above it
For I know that`s how you`d want me to respond
Yes, there`s been some confusion
For you see, my roommate is
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe
Blonde
What is this feeling
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
Yeah, well, my face is flushing
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
Yes
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
For your face
Your voice
Your clothing
Let`s just say, I loathe it all
Every little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There`s a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It`s so pure, so strong
Though, I do admit, it came on fast
Still, I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long
Dear Galinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don`t think I could
She`s a terror, she`s a tartar
We don`t mean to show a bias
But Galinda, you`re a martyr
Well, these things are sent to try us
Poor Galinda, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We just want to tell you
We`re all on your side
We share your loathing
What is this feeling
So sudden and new? (Loathing)
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
(Let`s just say) my head is reeling
(We loathe it all)
Oh, what is this feeling?
Does it have a name?
(Makes our very flesh begin to crawl)
Yes, ah
Loathing (loathing)
There`s a strange exhilaration (loathing)
In such total detestation (loathing)
It`s so pure, so strong (so strong)
Though, I do admit, it came on fast
Still, I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
For forever
Loathing
Truly, deeply loathing you (loathing you)
My whole life long
(Loathing, unadulterated loathing)
Boo
Ah