[Verse 1]
Well, I don\'t know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain\'t right
I\'m so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I\'m wondering how I\'ll get down the stairs

[Chorus]
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

[Verse 2]
Yes, I\'m stuck in the middle with you
And I\'m wondering what it is I should do
It\'s so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, yeah, I\'m all over the place

[Chorus]
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

[Post-Chorus]
Well, you started out with nothing
And you\'re proud that you\'re a self-made man
And your friends, they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say
Please
Please


[Verse 3]
Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
\'Cause I don\'t think that I can take anymore

[Chorus]
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

[Post-Chorus]
And you started out with nothing
And you\'re proud that you\'re a self-made man
And your friends, they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say
Please
Please

[Verse 1]
Yeah I don\'t know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain\'t right
I\'m so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I\'m wondering how I\'ll get down the stairs


[Chorus]
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

[Outro]
Yes, I\'m stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you