I heard you call me "Boring Barbie" when the coke`s got you brave
High-fived my ex and then you said you`re glad he ghosted me
Wrote me a song saying it makes you sick to see my face
Some people might be offended

But it`s actually sweet
All the time you`ve spent on me
It`s honestly wild
All the effort you`ve put in
It`s actually romantic
I really gotta hand it to you, ooh
No man has ever loved me like you do

Hadn`t thought of you in a long time
But you keep sending me funny valentines
And I know you think it comes off vicious
But it`s precious, adorable
Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse
That`s how much it hurts
How many times has your boyfriend said
"Why are we always talking `bout her?"

It`s actually sweet
All the time you`ve spent on me
It`s honestly wild
All the effort you`ve put in
It`s actually romantic
I really gotta hand it to you, ooh
No man has ever loved me like you do

You think I`m tacky, baby
Stop talking dirty to me
It sounded nasty, but it feels like you`re flirting with me
I mind my business, God`s my witness that I don`t provoke it
It`s kind of making me wet (Oh)

`Cause it`s actually sweet
All the time you`ve spent on me (Ah)
It`s honestly lovely
All the effort you`ve put in (Ah)
It`s actually romantic
Really gotta hand it to you, to you
No man has ever loved me like you do

It`s actually romantic (You`ve just given me so much attention; la-la-la-la)
It`s actually romantic
(It`s so) Shoo-wop-bop, romantic