My buddy called and said, "I lost a couple screws
Been tryna tighten them up, but they keep coming loose"
Yeah, it`s a wonder that I didn`t see the light
For a lawman didn`t tackle me, read me my rights

Wild-ass women, hard-ass living
Did it to myself, near over and over
Guess me and my buddy Jim put on a hell of a show
They woke me up this morning, I was the last one to know

Took me a break from burning up the road
Tried to do some reacquainting with a girl I used to know
Yeah, she went and found another coat to ride
Put me on a late-night whiskey bar stool, smile or die

Wild-ass women, hard-ass living
Did it to myself, near over and over
Guess me and my buddy Jim put on a hell of a show
They woke me up this morning, I was the last one to know

Yes, I should know by now
That`s how it goes when I go out

Wild-ass women, hard-ass living
Did it to myself, near over and over
Guess me and my buddy Jim put on a hell of a show
They woke me up this morning, I was the last one to know

Yes, I should know by now
That`s how it goes when I go out
That`s how it goes when I go out