[Verse 1: wifiskeleton]
I`m not tryna ruin your fun
You`re just a little bit late, I guess you`re already done
There`s this feeling I can`t shake `cause I`m too dumb
I`m never doing the right thing so I`m so stuck
If you see me in America, I might say, "Hi"
But if you meet me out in Europe, I`m a talkative guy
Maybe we`ll talk over scones around lunch some time
And I`ve never been to France so it might be nice
But I can`t take this paparazzi, geez
It`s like the camera`s always out and always starin` at me
And if I say the wrong thing, they`ll cut my tongue `til it bleeds
Always whippin` out their pitchforks when you try to speak
But that couldn`t be me

[Verse 2: i wanna be a jack-o-lantern]
Next day I`m walkin` the road
Kickin` rocks, it`s my fault
My life`s the worst story told
I`ll be this way `til I`m old
I rip a page out the book, I`m just so misunderstood
I always think about her, and when my life felt good
I smoked a cig on the porch
It doesn`t help me at all, I`m wonderin`, what`s it all for?
Is this the girl I adore? And I know I can`t afford
Watchin` her walk out the door, so I keep it to myself
And keep my feet on the floor