[Intro]
Woo-hoo-hoo
Woo-hoo-hoo

[Verse 1]
Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all
One Prozac a day, husband`s a CPA
Her dreams went out the door when she turned twenty-four
Only been with one man, what happened to her plan?

[Pre-Chorus]
She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of Whitesnake`s car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life, and nothing has been alright

[Chorus]
Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she`s uncool
`Cause she`s still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985 (Woo-hoo-hoo)

[Post-Chorus]
(1985) (Woo-hoo-hoo)

[Verse 2]
She`s seen all the classics, she knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, even Saint Elmo`s Fire
She rocked out to Wham!, not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she`d get a hand on a member of Duran Duran

[Pre-Chorus]
Where`s the mini-skirt made of snake skin?
And who`s the other guy that`s singing in Van Halen?
When did reality become TV?
Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows?
On the radio was

[Chorus]
Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she`s uncool
`Cause she`s still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985 (Woo-hoo-hoo)

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
She hates time, make it stop
When did Mötley Crüe become classic rock? (Classic rock)
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP!

[Chorus]
And bring back Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she`s uncool
`Cause she`s still preoccupied, 1985 (Woo-hoo-hoo)
Since Bruce Springsteen (She hates time), Madonna, way before Nirvana (1985)
There was U2 (Make it stop) and Blondie, and music still on MTV (1985) (Woo-hoo-hoo)
Her two kids (She hates time) in high school, they tell her that she`s uncool (1985)
`Cause she`s still (Make it stop) preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985