[Verse 1]
Livin` in the moonlight
Lookin` at the hills, but the hills don`t shine right
Lookin` at her nose, but the shit don`t blow right
Gesundheit
Your mom says
"You can change your face, but the pain won`t go away"
Addicted to the fame, but the fame is momentarily
Reality

[Pre-Chorus]
The creeps are crawling up to the doorways
They`re dying to find out what`s inside
The creeps are always posting their photos
To show off what they`re lacking inside

[Chorus]
There is no such thing as love in LA
Plastic people don`t got nothing to say
They`re judging me, I`m judging you
We ain`t got nothing else to do
Thеre`s no such thing as love in LA

[Verse 2]
Livin` on Melrosе in motel rooms
Up all night drinkin` `til the day shows
With the B-list and the C-list
And the demons comin` `til I see shit
On a private jet
But you can`t afford your rent
Gettin` high with fake friends
`Cause that`s all you got


[Pre-Chorus]
The creeps are crawling up to the doorways
They`re dying to find out what`s inside
The creeps are always posting their photos
To show off what they`re lacking inside

[Chorus]
There is no such thing as love in LA
Plastic people don`t got nothing to say
They`re judging me, I`m judging you
We ain`t got nothing else to do
There`s no such thing as love in LA

[Bridge]
I`m late for my own premiere
Maybe I should leave, my dear
I don`t feel a thing out here
But it seems to me that the demons of the city
Wanna keep me here
They wanna keep me here

[Chorus]
There is no such thing as love in LA
Plastic people don`t got nothing to say
They`re judging me, I`m judging you
We ain`t got nothing else to do
There`s no such thing as love in LA
There is no such thing as love in LA
I said there`s no such thing as love in LA