She`s got stickers on her locker
And the boy`s number`s there in magic marker
I`m hungry and the hunger will linger
I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers

Well, every morning I deliver the news
Black hat, white shoes and I`m red all over
She`s got a pink mailbox that she puts out front
Garbage in, garbage out; she`s gettin` what she wants

Who`s jealous, who`s jealous, who`s jealous, who`s jealous of who?
If I get busy then I couldn`t care less what you do
But when I`m by myself, I think of nothing else
Than if a boy just might be gettin` through and touchin` you

Spike heels make a hole in a lifeboat
Driftin` away when I`m talkin` and laughin` as we float
I hear her whistle, that`s how I know she`s home
Lipstick, eyelash, broke mirror, broken home

Force fed forced meds till I drop dead
You can`t defeat her, when you meet her you`ll get what I said
The Lord knows there`s a method to her madness
But the Lord`s joke is a boat in a sea of sadness

She doesn`t know but when she`s gone
I sit and drink her perfume
And I`m sure she`s drinkin` too
But why, where, and what for, and whom?
And I`m solo rowin` on one side of the boat
Lookin` out, throwin` up, a lifesaver down my throat


Who`s jealous, who`s jealous, who`s jealous, who`s jealous of who?
Who`s jealous, who`s jealous, who`s jealous, who`s jealous of who?
Who`s jealous, who`s jealous, who`s jealous, who`s jealous of who?