I Will Never Fall In Love Again

What do you get when you fall in love,
A girl with a pin to burst your bubble,
That`s what you get for all your trouble,
I`ll never fall in love again,
I`ll never fall in love again.

What do you get when you kiss a girl?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia,
After you do, she`ll never phone ya`
I`ll never fall in love again,
I`ll never fall in love again.

Don`t tell me what it`s all about,
`Cause I`ve been there and I`m glad I`m out,
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you,
That is why I`m here to remind you,
What do you get when you fall in love,
You only get lies and pain and sorrow,
So for at least until tomorrow,
I`ll never fall in love again,
I`ll never fall in love again.

What do you get when you give your heart,
You get it all broken up and battered,
That`s what you get, a heart that`s shattered,
I`ll never fall in love again,
I`ll never fall in love again.