Oh, well imagine
As I`m pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can`t help but to hear
No, I can`t help but to hear an exchanging of words

What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding, says a bridesmaid to a waiter
And, yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom`s bride is a whore

I chime in with a
Haven`t you ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
No, it`s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

I chime in
Haven`t you ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
No, it`s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of

Oh, well in fact
Well I`ll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne

Oh, well in fact
Well I`ll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne, pour the champagne

I chime in with a
Haven`t you ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
No, it`s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

I chime in
Haven`t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
No, it`s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

Again

I chime in
Haven`t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
No, it`s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

I chime in
Haven`t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
No, it`s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

Again